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	<title>AIMEE&#039;S BLOG &#187; glume</title>
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		<title>Zambiti, va rog!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 09 May 2009 18:17:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Aimee</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[De rasul lumii]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[glume]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[haz]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[**** Doua blonde se plimbau impreuna cand una din ele ii spune celeilalte: - Ia uita-te la cainele ala cu un ochi! La care cealalta, acoperindu-si un ochi cu mana, raspunde: - Unde, unde? **** Un urs la farmacie: - 50 de prezervative, va rog. Doi iepuri in spatele lui au inceput sa rada, tinandu-se [...]]]></description>
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		<title>3..2..</title>
		<link>http://de.treaba.ro/32</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Apr 2009 02:34:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Aimee</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[De rasul lumii]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[barbati]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[femei]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[glume]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[haioase]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[miriapozi]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Trei barbati vorbeau despre viata lor amoroasa. Italianul: &#8220;Saptamana trecuta, m-am culcat cu draga mea Lucia, a fost grozav. Am uns-o toata cu ulei de masline, am facut dragoste patimasa si la final ea a gemut timp de 5 minute.&#8221; Francezul: &#8220;Saptamana trecuta, am facut amor cu iubita mea Amelie, a fost grozav. Am intins [...]]]></description>
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		<title>4..3..</title>
		<link>http://de.treaba.ro/432</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Apr 2009 02:54:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Aimee</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[De rasul lumii]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[amici]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[doi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[glume]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[haz]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ingineri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[patru]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[poante]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[romani]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[trei]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[umor]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Patru amici, toti patroni de firme, se intalneau saptamanal la o partida de golf. Trei dintre ei erau deja pe teren si-l asteptau pe cel de-al patrulea.. Intre timp, fiecare isi lauda fiul. Primul zise: - Fiul meu o duce foarte bine! A inceput-o ca tamplar si acum e directorul unei firme producatoare de mobila. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>CU ARDELENI</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Mar 2009 04:26:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Aimee</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[De rasul lumii]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ardeleni]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[glume]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[haios]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[poante]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ras]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Pe marginea unui drum de munte stateau 2 ciobani ardeleni cu oile lor. La un moment dat, trece un TIR si calca o oaie. - Ai vazut, ma? - Am vazut. - Si nu era asta mioara ta preferata? - Ba da. - No, apoi ce parere ai tu despre asta? - Imi repugna. **** [...]]]></description>
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		<title>CU AVOCATI</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Mar 2009 05:47:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Aimee</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[De rasul lumii]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[avocati]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[glume]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[poante]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[umor]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Consiliul local al orasului observa ca cel mai tare avocat din oras nu a facut niciodata o donatie in scop de caritate. Pentru a-l convinge sa o faca, primarul il cheama la el in birou: - Domnule avocat, am observat ca veniturile dumneavoastra anuale se ridica la peste 1.000.000 de dolari. Cu toate acestea, niciodata [...]]]></description>
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		<title>SECRETUL.. SI REGULILE SUCCESULUI</title>
		<link>http://de.treaba.ro/regulile-succesului</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Mar 2009 05:36:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Aimee</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[De rasul lumii]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[glume]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[poante]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Bunicul isi aniverseaza varsta de 100 de ani si este felicitat pentru sanatatea si forma buna in care se afla. - Domnilor, va voi spune secretul succesului meu, spune bunicul. Am facut miscare zilnica timp de 75 de ani! Participantii, profund impresionati, il intreaba cum de a reusit sa mentina un program atat de riguros. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>TOT CU CAI..</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Mar 2009 03:42:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Aimee</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[De rasul lumii]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[animale]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cai]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[caine]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[glume]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[nevasta]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pariuri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[rasete]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[tigaie]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[umor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[zambet]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Ca sa ne mai descretim fruntile.. Un tip se uita la televizor linistit si dintr-o data se trezeste cu o tigaie in cap de la nevasta-sa: - Ce e asta, draga? - Ce e cu numele Laura Johnson, scris pe biletul ala? - Aaaah, este numele unui cal pe care am pariat la cursele de [...]]]></description>
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		<title>CALUL SI LINISTEA</title>
		<link>http://de.treaba.ro/calul-si-linistea</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Mar 2009 19:31:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Aimee</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[De rasul lumii]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[animale]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cai]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[glume]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[umor]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[ Se duce un cal la cinematograf. La casa, bate in gemulet: - Vreau si eu un bilet, va rog! Cucoana de la casa face ochii mari: - Aoleu, maiculita, un cal care vorbeste! Calul: - Pey nu, ca inauntru tac.]]></description>
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		<title>FETITA SI PITONUL</title>
		<link>http://de.treaba.ro/fetita-si-pitonul</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Mar 2009 04:37:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Aimee</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[De rasul lumii]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[animale]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[copii]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fetita]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[glume]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[magazin]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[umor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[vanzator]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[O fetita se duce la un magazin de animale si intreaba: - Va log, aveti iepulasi dlagalasi? Inima vanzatorului se topeste brusc. Se aseaza pe vine langa fetita si o intreaba: - Vlei un iepulas dlagalas alb sau unul moale, pufos si neglu? Sau poate pe cel dlagalas maloniu de acolo? Fetita se inroseste, se [...]]]></description>
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